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Hey ladies the names Jesse im just your normal (ha ha), average (not), everyday (ok), good looking (ok thats true), smart (polish), funny (dorkish), nice man (my daughter told me to put that one and funny in lol).
I am on here looking for someone that i can somewhat relate to in life ! To have some of the same interests and goals . Id like most of all to be able to carry a conversation longer then a few words i mean if there isnt something witty or funny to say right off the top of your head to say then make something up ya know make a funny or something lol . I am one of the most honest men you will come across and i wouldnt say im brutally honest but close enough without sounding like a prick. I take life easy and open to anything that might catch my attention which in all honesty isnt much ! Go ahead n try me, i bet if you asked id be down to do it. I am also as real as a man can get i am not here to play games, cheat, use you ! Looks are not a huge issue to me but i must say they do count to a degree so in the easiest way i can say it without looking like a snob etc . . . id like a women no taller then me and some meat is ok just not too much (I.E. if your bigger then me or have to much waist, tummy, or thighs) again im sry i tried dating women around that and if you are not attracted then your just not attracted to that type. I see it as its one thing among many that you cannot change about a person ( not like you would want to change someone anyways right ). I am not no fabio but i am not no washed up ron jeremy either lol . I love spending time with my children doing anything from camping to making cookies. Im not into the bar scene anymore ( now n again is ok ) and the partying lifestyle. I am an extremely sarcastic guy with a HUGE sense of humor so i need that in a women or else you might end up strangling me lol. I love to laugh and make people laugh and i believe that is a great way to ease tension and can make anything better ! It is my "job" to put a smile on the face of the women im with every day if possible and im not picky any smile will do happiness, mirth, glee, love, contentness and satisfaction . . . ( garunteed btw lol ). I am a mellow guy ( usually the calm cool collected type ) and it is VERY rare that i raise my voice to my children or anyone for that matter. I am game to give anyone the benefit of dought but please do not try my good hartedness there is always a limit ! I would give you the shirt off my back if you needed it and help you if its in my power to do so. I am huge into family and would like a women that is the same ! If you do not have kids im ok with that, if you want to eventually have kids im ok with that, if you have kids im ok with that, if you have kids and are not a good parent well then enough said that will ruin all chances you had with me our kids are our main job to mold and direct they look to us for direction and guidance they also do what they see and that is a HUGE factor so if you consistantly swear infront of them, yell at them for something ridiculous, or try n ditch them with a babysitter so you can go out 5 days a week please do not message me ! I know there are circumstances for every situation but i am adamant in that respect. I believe i am a good person and a GREAT father !
Well ladies i spilled a little into this and am at a loss for words on what else to add at this time so if this sounds interesting to you please leave me a message and ill b sure to get back to you soon !:run:

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